This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He passed out mid-signature
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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