No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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