I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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