I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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