Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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