I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
