No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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