We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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