Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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