Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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