yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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