i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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