you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Randomize
