Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.