A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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