im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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