Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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