I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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