Its about making memories worth repressing
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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