after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
