We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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