: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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