Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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