If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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