your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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