Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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