everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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