But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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