ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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