i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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