I faked an abortion last night.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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