he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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