By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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