It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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