Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
