sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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