Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
did i walk over a car last night?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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