took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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