so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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