I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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