I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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