all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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