if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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