My nipple is on Facebook.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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