No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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