she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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