the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
50% drunk capacity currently
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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