i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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