foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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