I wish i was in the wii world.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
