is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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