Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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