Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
