Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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