i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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