he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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